IF it is a floating gas can in that last photo …….run for your life if it is a gas can washed up in the tide!!Heaven help us, might be Steve Hurst’ GAS CAN…Worse yet: Commissioner Swinford may have borrowed ‘gas’ in Steve Hurst gas can. Everyone stay clear of the highways….
Heavy rain fall like this weeks OR just a light rain. It makes no difference!!! My yard collects all the water shed in the area thanks to the Talladega County Engineering Department. They can do the same for you.. Just contact Commissioner Jackie Swinford! He can get it done for you!!! Why scroll on thru and see how a pipe like this one, installed by the Talladega County Engineering Department can divert water under the county road right from a privately owned cow crap infested hayfield onto YOUR property!!! Check out that fine pipe.. Want one like it? Why worry with all those TV shows instructing you on how to design a wondrous landscape… Why you just hop on the phone and call Talladega County Commissioner Jackie Swinford. He, along with the design firm of Talladega County Engineering can do ALL of this for you!!! Yes, you can have all of your neighbors talking too: Why in no time at all the Talladega County Engineering Department can come onto your paved street, cut and place a drainage pipe (a HUGE drain pipe) under the road crossing under to divert FRESH rain/waste water from a cow patty filled hayfield right into your yard. Just think of it. All that fertile, bacteria ridden water right in your yard!! Pooling over YOUR water meter and drinking water lines!!! Not to mention the wondrous effect it has on septic tank field lines. Oh and let’s not forget all those floating treasures that wash up with the waste water: diapers, beer cans, throw away cups, cigarette butts: why the list is endless. Speaking of butts — we would have missed out on all this high tech brains engineering had it not been for the ingenious minds of the Talladega County Engineering Department!! Why their brilliance rivals NASA. And to think Commissioner Jackie Swinford can help make this dream come true for you and your property values too! Just call him!!! Maybe he will call you back!!! Just think what Talladega County Engineering Department can do for you!!! Call Commissioner Jackie Swinford TODAY! Don’t hesitate!!! Floating trash in flood water is optional!!!!!