My response: Tell us something we didn't already know.
That being the case, Slate has nonetheless put together a highly interesting interactive map of the United States that uses official listings -- 12 states have "official" sports -- and opinions of Slate.com journalists. Trust me: You can spend more than a few minutes killing time with this map.
By the way, I feel kind of sorry for Ohio, whose state sport is cornhole, Slate.com says. Really.
-- Phillip Tutor